So we're in the Pierce building for a couple of hours tonight to play Halo, 4 on 4. Ya know, the whole revenge thing, for handing us our asses on silver platters two weeks ago. Well, we mopped the floor with them in the first Capture the Flag game we set up. But it was all downhill from there.

So, afterwards, (same guy as before) says Oh, it's our turn to pick the game. So my team and I are saying, greaaaaaaaaat, fuckin sniper rifle's on Blood Gulch.

When all you do is sit around with your thumb up your ass playing with sniper rifles on one fucking map, and then you set up a game on that ONE map, no wonder you have a slight advantage over the other team!!! I was wondering how they mopped the floor with us...

Needless to say, we got the proverbial dick up the proverbial ass...

Now we decide to set up an Invasion CTF game...
The best part was when < name removed > came in and says, "What's going on? Why can't we return your flag? We're standing there circling our base but nothing's happening." Well, I think he was full of shit and knew EXACTLY what was going on...
I set up the game as an Invasion CTF, which means that your opponents flag spawns in YOUR base and you score by bringing it to YOUR OPPONENTS base. He's like, "Well, how are we supposed to know?" Let me tell you how!!!

When you look for a linked game, it tells you the game type, in this case, INVASION CTF!!!
If you are capable of reading, you would have known that it said, INVASION CTF!!!
When you stand there for five minutes going back and forth over your flag point that nothing happens, BRING THE FLAG TO THE OTHER BASE, ASSHOLE!!!

We won the first game (the one they "didn't know" they were playing) 5-1. When we start it up again (and they KNOW what they are doing), we wind up losing 5-4 at the last second.

So I think he was fuckin' lying the whole time...

What pisses me off the most, and I wanted to bitch slap him, was when, as we were about to leave after I packed everything up, < name removed again > pokes his head in the door and says, "Oh, what was that game we were playing? I liked it..." BLA BLA FUCKIN' BLA. Nothing I hate more than a sore winner after I get my ass kicked in a video game. I mean, gimme a fuckin break and don't be a dick. He did the same shit last time and it pissed me off then. But at least we got two wins...

Until the next Halo session...

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When all you do is sit around with your thumb up your ass playing with sniper rifles on one fucking map, and then you set up a game on that ONE map, no wonder you have a *slight* advantage over the other team!!! I was wondering how they mopped the floor with us...

When all you do is sit around with your thumb up your ass playing with sniper rifles on one fucking map, and then you set up a game on that ONE map, no wonder you have a slight advantage over the other team!!! I was wondering how they mopped the floor with us...